Here are some gigs that I’m doing. I mean I try and keep this updated but if you want to see me you’re probably best liking my Facebook page or following me on Twitter or signing up to my mailing list. Or doing all three. Basically, there are a lot of platforms out there and I’m encouraging you to get involved.
(MORE RAMBLY WORK IN PROGRESS STUFF)
for all the many
I'm going to do
SUBSCRIBE FOR ALL THINGS
DOT CON: OUT NOW
A BOOK THAT I WROTE THAT YOU CAN BUY
If you’re here because you love the scam emails I replied to then this book is 100% for you. It’s the unabridged transcripts of my chats with the scammers. If you’re not here because of that then just know that you’re missing out and, moreover, this book makes a great present anyway so buy at least two. I don’t know why I’m encouraging you to do this; I haven’t heard from the publisher in ages and I don’t think I’ll ever see a royalty cheque. But let’s keep the dream alive.
"Whip-smart and brilliant. Hysterically Funny!"
vEITCH DOES COrPORATE
Yes, I’d love to come speak at [your event]. Let me liven up your corporate shenanigans with a power-point fueled tour de force.